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PETA's "Worst Dressed" Celeb of the Year Is...

March 6th 2009 11:33
: PETA's "Worst Dressed" Celeb of the Year Is...
Madonna has topped PETA's list of the "worst dressed" celebrities of 2009.

"When you see Madonna in fur, you realize why nobody has copied her style since 1984," the animal rights group says in an exclusive statement to Usmagazine.com.

Joking about her new younger beau Jesus Luz, the group adds, "We know that she's on the prowl for a young cub, but someone needs to tell Madge that wearing fur doesn't make you a cougar."

See what Madonna and other stars look like without makeup

Other stars on the list:

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
"Because fur adds 20 years and 20 pounds, maybe Mary-Kate and Ashley think their matronly wardrobe will deflect the gossip about bulimia. Somewhere, someone is missing a matching pair of Bigfoot bobblehead dolls."




Maggie Gyllenhaal
"'Maggot' has gone from being lost in her brother's shadow to being lost inside some really ugly fur coats. Where is her fashion sense? Maybe Christian Bale dropped her on her head during an action sequence in The Dark Knight."

Kanye West
"Kanye rants about not winning Album of the Year at the Grammy Awards, but what he really deserves is a 'lifetime bereavement award' for all the corpses in his closet. Kanye, we love the quirky suits, but you can't claim to be 'the voice of this generation' while flaunting fur, which is old-school and cruel."


Elizabeth Hurley
"Elizabeth Wholey? Instead of flaunting the remains of animals, this faded siren should focus on the remains of her career. She made us want to hurley when we saw her pimping for furriers in those desperate ads."

Runners-up include Demi Moore , Ashton Kutcher , Mary J. Blige and Kate Moss .
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