One Night in Paris
September 6th 2007 13:22
Paris Hilton’s new career: Pit Lizard.
Hollywood rolled out the red carpet for NASCAR Nextel Cup drivers last week at The Avalon nightclub in Los Angeles in conjunction with the Labor Day race at California Speedway.
Jeff Gordon, Juan Pablo Montoya, David Gilliland, Denny Hamlin, David Stremme, Carl Edwards and Reed Sorenson canoodled with Hollywood D-List stars such as Melissa Rivers, Adrienne Frantz and Alana Curry.
Wow. NASCAR should be invited to the Academy Awards any day now.
Not.
Geez. They couldn't even get Kevin Federline to that party?
Paris Hilton was the only bonafide celebutante in attendance. Fresh off of No. 9 Dodge Dealers driver Kasey Kahne, Paris parked on No. 11 Federal Express driver Denny Hamlin.
Hamlin got his own version of One Night in Paris. We’re just hoping he Purelled her down first.
Hamlin supposedly told Hilton: "I have a girlfriend."
But NASCAR garage insiders are well aware that a tryst with an unidentified North Carolina hair dresser long ago ended the happy relationship he shared with his high school sweetheart. The young driver is giving NASCAR studs Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and Elliott Sadler a run for their money in the “tale” department.
Maybe Hamlin should change his sponsor to the No. 11 AstroGlide Chevrolet.
I’m just sayin’…..
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