London crack dealers REJOICE
August 31st 2007 13:07
London crack dealers REJOICE! Your two favorite customers are back together!
English supermodel Kate Moss has landed back in the Heroin tracked arms of Babyshambles lead singer, Pete Doherty. The cracked-up couple was spotted at Claridge’s Hotel in England this week, having a canoodling session.
It’s fairly surprising news, since Doherty was paid $80,000 by the Daily Mirror in an interview where he called Moss "jealous and suspicious" and "a nasty old rag."
Awe. She’s his nasty old rag, hag and drug buddy! That’s so cute.
Sources tell the Daily Mirror that Moss and Doherty have been discussing marriage and children. They should start their own reality show: When Drug Addicts Breed.
Doherty was arrested for like the SIXTH time last week for YES! You guessed it: DRUG POSSESSION. Not only is Doherty a druggie but he’s also an animal abuser – what a terrific father he’s going to make. Doherty’s cat, Dinger, gave birth to kittens that all were sickly because they had cocaine in their systems.
Just think in 20 years, we’ll have a new little Lindsay Lohan, courtesy of these two messed up stars putrid DNA.
Party on!
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